What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 00:09
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
What is the most inappropriate experience you have had with a friend's daughter?
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
Where are the gay people in India?
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking